Thoughts on the Death of the King of Pop

When Michael Jackson died, I thought:
-Did he pop up into heaven through a trap door?
-I hope he brought both gloves with him.
-New series of jokes! "Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson are waiting in line to get into heaven and _______."
-We already know how he'll decay:

-If there is an afterlife, will he get to choose his race?
-Let's cryogenically freeze him! Let's cryogenically freeze him!
-The kids are safe! (O.K., that joke was stolen...)
-Requiescate in pace, MJ