Why I don't care about 'arry Potta, Reason #3

It's really the movies I despise. The books, well, I'm jealous, as is anyone else who badmouths them. I couldn't write a book like that, so kudos to J.K.

But, the movies, now they dig a hole in my head. Reason #3: "Hey! All our Harry Potter movies gross around $900 million. What if--and believe me, this is just an idea--we took the last book and split it into TWO MOVIES! Any takers? We can then make $1.8 billion instead of a measly, poor man's $900 million.