I'm under attack

by my own sinuses. This is awful. I've never felt this before.
Sudafed, you are not helping.

A Painful Read

Peta -- Finally Entertaining

Peta, you are fun. Look at this game you've made: http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp?c=pcmgb08

I love the sound effects! It makes butchering pretty entertaining. And the mean scowl the Cooking Mama is making: so cute. Thanks Peta! And thanks to Brandy for finding this for me.

Cottage Industry

A six-foot-tall woman came on the bus today, the old Park-N-Ride, the PNR, the Big Maroon. She sat across from me. I didn't have a book to read today (I'm not going to carry Gravity's Rainbow around) so I was forced to notice her.

On the bus ride, maybe 5 minutes of driving, she ate an entire carton of cottage cheese.

Yeah, that stuff.

Gross. I didn't know you could cart it around and eat it like yogurt on the go. I want nothing to do with cottage cheese and the cottages that produce them!

Random Thought

I'll probably only have fun as a father until my child develops object permanence.

'Where my minced fish at?'

The Blockbuster Video here is still using video tapes. That's right, VHS. A rough estimate: about 50% of the inventory is outdated. I somehow found Bullitt on DVD. The one cashier working: "Bull...Bull..."
"Bullet."
"Oh, it's spelled funny."
"Mhmmm."

In other news, I found a corny/entertaining website. Click here. Who had the time to make this? I mean, I have my reasons for disliking Disney, but I'll still watch the movies they produce. I'll still go the parks occasionally. I don't think Disney is solely responsible for the woes of capitalism or deluding young children. But this guy, I'm assuming a guy made this website, is serious. And apparently, he has no design sensibilities.

Sister Getting Married

My sister is getting married this fall! I'm excited, aren't you? Now, I personally would rather not be a groomsman, so I can just sit in the crowd and watch and enjoy myself. But, if my assistance is required, I have a few requests:

1. I'd like to be in a tuxedo.
2. I'd like the tuxedo to have tails and a vest.
3. Maybe a pocket watch for the vest?
4. A top hat.
5. A cane. This can be a simple cane, or, if you want me to be a great groomsman, a cane with a skull for the handle, and a sword hidden inside.

Now, to put it all together...


And of course, there must be room for my good man Bosco. The perfect friend, compatriot, henchman, driver, and saucier.

I know, I know...posting videos is probably the laziest blogging you can do, as if blogging itself weren't an act of laziness

But this girl, in this God-awful commercial, I want to hit her. I'm sorry, I'm a pretty patient guy, but this girl...Jeez! Look at her. Just watch, and tell me if you'd be excited to get some good Van de Kamp fish for your daughter.

"Minced? You ever catch a minced fish?"
"What kid gets picky about fishsticks?" *Punch in face*
I'm not the violent type. No women, no children. My life goal. But damn, this girl is asking for it.

300th Post

So, I treat you with probably my 300th Radiohead-related post.